do you ever hear someones voice for the first time and you just dont want to stop hearing their voice ever because its so smooth and eloquent
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.
my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy
well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16
my friend’s teacher’s first kiss was benedict cumberbatch
are you sure you’re sassy
are you sure not just an annoying piece of shit
breaking news: 16-year-old white boy found dead in his bedroom from an overdose of swag
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room
niggas got all the swag in the world until you ask them to read a paragraph out loud
I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*
*has angry sex with the hole*
on a scale of 1 to ‘i didn’t show up to the bridge that harry styles decorated for me’ how much do u regret a decision you’ve made in ur life?
are you ever so sad that you can actually feel your heart ache